Mass EXOdus or Invasion? Hmm...
OI, or most of us at least, would like to extend a warm welcome to some of the new faces who have decided to take a break from the home of extreme NJPW fandom, EXO. Make sure you have the correct papers, and check in at the Fart Palace to swear fealty to Queen CLH before entering your new home.
On the other hand, there is talk of a covert operation, sparked by potential mole, Fox, being the front man of a mission to infiltrate and gain information on the superior competition in order to get a foothold in the lead up to SurvOIver Series. Investigations and interrogations will commence shortly, with Brandon and Wu in the roles of Chief Cattle Prodders (Do not prod each other ffs), and Kurai as our resident Headswoman. Borg will serve you as you enter customs, and Alamino will slowly accompany you to the tortu... Ahem, apartments.
Other than that, enjoy your stay, whether it be a long or short one (fnarr). Good to see you all here my squishi... Sorry. Wrong gimmick.
QVESHCHUNS!
1. Invasion or expansion? What's your theory?
2. Do you have the required documentation and sense of humour to be here legally?
3. Daddy or chips?
4. Will our ways make you talk?
5. Welcome and much love!
Final note: Sharks are big Jessies.
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