WEDNESDAY NIGHT WU NEWS

The infamous luchador, El Brandino has been arrested after trying to smuggle shipments of shaving cream and electric razors across the border! Experts believe he was trying to fulfil a now voided contract between him and Wu.

In more news, Van Zilla has officially disbanded, with the reason cited being poor ticket sales. An approximate sum of zero tickets was sold for their world tour!

Dr Dong has been promoted to Treasurer of the Gummy Bear Council! We hope he performs his job honourably and with integrity!

Finally, Larry has been missing for a few days now, if anyone has seen this wrinkly headed man, please call OI!