The Happy Birthday to Our Lady and Mistress, Kurai Megathread

Bow down, peons, for it is the day that our saviour, Kurai, began her journey from the womb of her divine Mother, gracing us with the most important birth since Kate Beckinsale poked her face from her Mum's front bum.

Friend of the foxes, bears and Eds, major deity of the doughnut, lover of smol boobs and big butts, ruler of all things cute and evil, Queen of Japanese bum pictures...

She is legion, she is almighty, it is also her special day, so join me in saying Happy birthday, Kurai. We love you and hope you have a magnificent day. xxx

Any misererable people will be sent to the Abyss for anal stretching by Cthulhu (nee Kurai).