The Happy Valentine's Birthday EVV Thread of Love

It's a double day for celebration, as it is both EVV's wonderful day of birth, which he emerged from the womb, powerbombing the losing eggs, and wearing the World Heavyweight Championship of vaginal passage.

Happy Birthday Erik! 🎂🍻🎆🎈🎉🎊🎁🏅🏆🦄💜

It is also the day you should be snuggling up to a loved one with chocolate, watching some smooshy garbage on Netfix, and trying to get your yearly sexy time. Or maybe you'll just cruise the bars, looking for a likeminded soul with a twitchy thigh, and a lazy eye.

If it's the latter, fuck love. Fuck it in the sizeable rectum with a tentacle shaped Bad Dragon.

Did I mention it was Erik's birthday?

Queshchuns
1. What did you get Erik for his special day?
2. What is your favourite Erik moment?
3. Did you forget about Valentine's Day?
4. Why not?
5. Powerbomb or lovey dovey GIFs here.