Happy Plastic Irishman Day!
It's that time of the year, when everyone dresses like oversized leprechauns, drinks Guinness and Jaimeson's, and pretends their lineage extends to the wonderful, green country of Ireland.
Ginger beards, stupid hats, excessive drinking, badly done accents, but nobody cares... It's a day to celebrate, enjoy life, and forget all the shenanigans of the modern world and it's crown shaped malady.
"There's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, but the best advice today is, there's a cunt of a hangover at the end of every bender." - Wee Michael (an old workmate)
Happy St. Patrick's Day! ☘
Wash your fucking hands, ya eejits. 🍻
Ginger beards, stupid hats, excessive drinking, badly done accents, but nobody cares... It's a day to celebrate, enjoy life, and forget all the shenanigans of the modern world and it's crown shaped malady.
"There's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, but the best advice today is, there's a cunt of a hangover at the end of every bender." - Wee Michael (an old workmate)
Happy St. Patrick's Day! ☘
Wash your fucking hands, ya eejits. 🍻
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