Oh. Hey dare.

Fuck yo sandwich if you ain't eat it cold. 

I now know how a lawn mower engine works,  but my lawn mower isn't fixed.  Do I really know how it works? Or did I go out to buy a part and get ribs and wine?

My new TV is nice. 

Fuck yo sandwich and the clique you claim

Cold ham when we ride come equip with game. 

🕶🥋🦐🐧🤺🕶🗡🐧🐔🦐🤺🕶

Mother nature is trying to fuck us with the long dong of justice.  Will you do anything to stop it? Elijah would. 

Have you ever pooped so hard that you like basically just fucking shit?

I did once it was crazy.

I blew my my nose into a fabric softener sheet earlier. Been sneezing a lot.  I regret nothing.

You ever see your own eyes when you sneezes?


Have a great day. 
I mean it.