Make Raw Great Again!!!

    Tonight many GREAT AMERICAN people will sit down and watch Monday Night Raw as the have for many years. Believe me I know all about Raw. I was a HUGE draw, Brought Raw a lot more viewers many years ago, and because of me Wrestlemania 23 got HUGE numbers. 

    Being the real winner that I am. I shaved Vince McMahon's head. Bobby Lashley was a great help. I love Bobby, great guy. Much better than Andrew Yang. 

SIDE NOTE: Backstage an Wrestlemania 23 I was walking with Umaga trying to get him to come on Celebrity Apprentice. As we were walking Shawn Michaels walked past us and shouted to me "Hey, You MAGA!" It was at that moment i knew i had to run for President and Make America Great Again.

 

    Then I got very bored one day and bought Monday Night Raw from Vince. People loved me for it. No commercials. Flo from Progressive, the annoying Shamwow guy, and the Subway Epstein were on TV all the time.

    Sadly I mad a mistake (something i don't do often.) I sold Raw right back to Vince. It's all been downhill from there. Sad. Vince is a great guy, a real winner, but a total lightweight when it comes to booking a show these days. I tried to tell him when i was inducted into the Hall of Fame. He just would not listen.

    Granted Raw is not as stupid and hokey as it could be (Like Trust Fund Tony and Y2AARP's show.), but it also is not as good as it should be. And that makes me very sad. There are very few good shows these days, and the fake news is trying to target Vince because that nerd Andrew Yang (Who did worse than Tom Steyer) is running him down. Vince has enough problems with today's product, very rude and sad for CNN to use WWE to deflect from Nancy Pelosi going to a salon to get a flea bath. 

    That being said we need to Make Raw Great Again!!!! Need new commentators, The Iron Sheik would be good. Get rid of all the boring people who are very useless like Mufasa Ali, the Vikings one of which is the fourth Hanson brother, Reading Rainbow Ricochet, and Natalya who is by far the most boring member of the Hart family, even Bruce, Athena, and Saggy Helen are more interesting. To name a few. Then put the WWE Championship on a charismatic AMERICAN hero that children can look up to. Get rid of the ugly people, Shayna Baszler is a very unattractive man almost as unattractive as Rosie O'Donnell. Give Randy more legends to punt like Bret Hart, Mr. T, Scott Hall Paul Orndorff, Pat Patterson, even his dad Bob that would be fun. The ones he hasn't gotten before. Lastly hire better writers. Mick Foley's son is very stupid, Brother Love is very stupid, the whole creative staff is stupid. Get Bret Easton Ellis and Quentin Tarantino, they know what people want to see. Quentin might even get Margot Robbie to come to Raw, that would be nice. I just hope Vince does better, and does not give in to the losers at the Clinton News Network. Don Lemon, what a loser. All the snowflakes at WINC love it. SAD.
Together we can
MAKE RAW GREAT AGAIN
MAKE SMACKDOWN GREAT AGAIN
MAKE WRESTLING INC GREAT AGAIN
and
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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