Monday Night Raw - 10/5/2020

 Seems like these days that the script isn't in til mere hours before the show. Vince McMahon is a busy man with a master plan! The show always comes out smelling like grapefruits! 

Even in the face of possible positive COVID test results from his hired anticorp corps and the fight club crew, the show must go on! Some say that some talent may be suffering from an illness, but the results are in and you, the members of the WWE Universe and wrestling apathetic alike, have tested positive for elevated levels of impatience, and FICKLENESS! 

  Rest assured, tonight's Raw has the Procrastinator's Club of America Seal of Approval! You can guaren-damn-tee it, pal!

Anyway, all that has been announced for tonight is a 6 man tag team match, playas! The WWE Champion Drew McIntyre will team up with the Raw Tag Team Champions The Street Profits to go three on three with Dolph Ziggler, The Glorious Bobby Roooooo, and The Legend Killer Randy Orton! 

Tune in to WWE Monday Night Raw at 8 PM ET on the USA Network, or where ever illicit streams are hosted, to see what good shit will be slapped together in the coming hours!