Raw - 10/19/2020 - SeAsOn PrEmIeRe

 It's the other show's sEaSoN pReMiErE! Oh, how we do love the framing of WWE's SeAsOn pReMiErEs. How in the world will Raw kick off the 29th season? (guess they weren't all a year each, going by IMDb.) Let's see what we have in store.

Clash of the Titans 2 - They went at two weeks ago, and but they didn't tear up enough of the Thunderdome, so they're getting another shot! Can the Thunderdome survive this glorious monstrosity of a battle. Probably not.

The Table Leveler Lana got crafty last week and won the #1 contedership in the dual branded battle royal by turning over the BOAT. Is no man-made structure safe from the wrath of the Ravishing Russian? Probably not. But the Raw Womens' Champion Asuka is no mere table, boat, or Thunderdome. It's a championship bout that will go down in history books!

Elias is back! Yes, you've all been clamoring for it, and now you got it! He's got a chip on his shoulder, and it's name ain't Lyle. (Ah, I'm just chippin' ya, fut, fut, but I digress.) He is out for revenge against Jeff Hardy, believing him to be behind the car accident that put the tour on hold. With that in mind, we're getting a little ditty from Elias tonight that should put Jeff on notice, and here's putting you on notice that Elias' new album, The Universal Truth, comes out on October 26th! Will you be rushing to the store to secure your copy?! Probably not.

The Fiend has come to Raw, and so has the entranced Alexa Bliss. He has a message to send, and we'll be hearing from him tonight, but a little birdy that goes *tweet tweet* told me that T-Bar and Bray have traded shots on Twitter. T-Bar says no WWE Superstar is safe and they're all "dead." Bray informed him that he already is, to which T-Bar retorted, "Is she?" attaching a picture of Bliss. Could Bray Wyatt be on a collision course with Retribution? Will the terrorist idea known as Retribution commit first degree murder in the near future? Probably not.

That's the preview for the show, everyone! Tune in to the USA Network (or your favorite international or illicit source) at 8:00 PM ET tonight for the answers to these questions and more! Or have I spoiled them all? (Probably not.)