Happy Birthday to the one, the only, Bi$h! (and the Bi$h Birthday Bash BorgTalk)
This man has been on this planet for 33 whole years! God bless! Today, take a moment of time to express well wishes to one of our great new community members who has brought a great energy with him to the OI Zone. We have to keep that energy up, or keep up with it!
Who doesn't like a man with so much love in him for his family and friends alike? What about a man who makes his podcast debut only to later survive getting T-boned by a sockcuckin' highway-speedin' Escalade and come back two weeks later like that Caddy wasn't shit? What about a man with a healthy sexual appetite for the array of beauties in the Professional Wrestling industry? If you ain't down with somebody like that, I got many sets of two words for you: Find Jesus. Get Help. Fuck Off. Commence Felatio. No, U! Get Slapped.
So slap on a party hat. I don't care what hat you got, just slap it on, have a cake or cake like snack, and send that good energy Bi$h's way. There's one universal way I know of to share that energy, and that, my friends, is sexy giffery!
And with that, let the celebration begin! Party like you're one of Bi$h's own kids after watching Bianca Belair win the Royal Rumble! I don't wanna see a single DVD on the shelf by the time this thread is over with!
Happy Birthday, Bi$h! Here's to many more! And don't forget to tune into the Bi$h Birthday Bash edition of BorgTalk tonight at 10:30PM EST. The man of the hour may just end up calling in!
External BorgTalk Link - https://www.blogtalkradio.com/borgtalk/2021/04/15/bish-burfday-bash
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