NFL Draft

 Mel Deener Jr.'s Predictions

1. Jacksonville - Joey Lawrence from Blossom 

2. New York Jets - Time expires

2. San Francisco- Zach Wilson

Bish is just gonna have to say it. This is some crackeR ass bull shit. 

3. New York Jets

The kicker from The Replacements

4. Atlanta- Deener hired Deshaun Watson's masseuses to give the Falcons hand jobs to trade picks with the Bills

4. Buffalo Bills - Kyle Pitts TE Florida

5. Cincinnati - That Chase reciever cuz they are dumb

6. Miami - Waddle WR Alabama even though Smith is better

7. Detroit - Hannibal Lector cuz he will eat knee caps

8. Carolina - The crew from ghost hunters

9. Denver - DeAn'Trey Lance QB Dakotas

10. Dallas - better draft some gawt dawum defense

11. NY Giants- definetly an overrated bum

Pittsburgh better draft a RB

New England gets Justin Fields or Mac Jones, the 2 best QB's in the draft.  

Buncha defense and offensive lines dude go place.

Questions 

1. Who is your team and who should they draft?

2. How pissed is Stephan A gonna be?

3. Does Tom Brady make Jissel wear a Lloyd Carr mask when they bang?

4. What's for dinner?

5. I love you.