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Whether your home base is Oi, RTW, Matty Mainia, or even the most recent addition to the Blogspot-o-sphere, Lounge Underground, there is undoubtedly at least one user who really grinds your gears.  It's time to crown the most universally disliked user in 2021. The nominations came flooding in, and the choices have been carefully narrowed down to 8 of the most widely agreed upon assholes of disqus.  The Editorial Board has ranked each user from #8 (least trashiest of the bunch) to #1 (biggest piece of trash), but will now leave it up to the readers to determine who will henceforth be known as the Biggest Dope on Disqus, 2021.  Don't forget to vote in the poll at the bottom.

8. Twist of Kane

Claim to the Crown:  Trolls Matty’s site, of all sites. Unoriginal and uninteresting.  You may even be asking yourself, "who the hell even is this?"  Quite possibly the lamest Kane gimmick on disqus, which is pretty hard to pull off considering how many bad ones there are.

Redeeming Qualities: He’s not Ry Doggy.

7. Hersh

Claim to the Crown: Rumors are he stalks people over at RTW, particularly the ladies.  He pathetically and obsessively cried about being banned by RTW for months until they *thankfully* let him back so that he’d shut the hell up.  Has some sort of weird ultra conservative yet Emo AF gimmick that makes no actual sense. 

Redeeming Qualities:  Occasionally will post photos of attractive women.  Hopefully doesn't stalk them though.

6. Matty

Claim to the Crown:  Pissed off enough people to trigger a 4 a.m. complaint-fest to Anal Ash over at RTW in order to get himself a permanent hammer.  Routinely lurks RTW and copies everything they do.  Adds ‘lol’ to the end of every post, even though it’s highly unlikely he is actually laughing out loud each time.

Redeeming Qualities:  Rolls with the punches and doesn’t take himself too seriously.

5. Dr. Buttlips

Claim to the Crown:  After bursting onto the Oi/RTW scene in summer of 2020, he has managed to beef with several of the OGs.  His brand of humor isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.  Banned by eWn, WINC, and, most recently, RTW, it seems he makes a habit of unapologetically pissing off power hungry, yet toilet paper-soft, Mods.  Threw the fake RTW North American Championship into a virtual trash can. 

Redeeming Qualities:  Occasionally shares his knowledge of psychology, neuroscience, and parenthood, free of charge.  Sexiest user on disqus not named Bi$h or Mr. Generic.

4. Pwns

Claim to the Crown: An AEW mark and fanboy who likes to remind everyone he is an AEW mark and fanboy.  Fellates all things AEW. The definition of a troll as he picks fights with anybody who won’t suck an AEW dick like he does – which means he fights with literally everybody.  Is a walking encyclopedia of useless knowledge that nobody gives a shit about, yet he finds the need to post about anyway.  Might be homophobic.

Redeeming Qualities:  By all accounts he has a badass grandma.

3. Super Liger AKA Super Duper Liger AKA Loose Booty

Claim to the Crown:  Writes long paragraphs without proper punctuation and grammar.   An insecure old man who compensates for a small penis by carrying around a large ban hammer. Publicly simps himself out to a married woman with children like a soy boy beta cuck.   Role plays being a hot and sexy professional rasslin’ couple with said married woman when in reality they are probably closer to Al and Peggy Bundy than they are to Miz and Maryse in the looks department (no offense to Al and Peggy Bundy).  Thinks fake internet titles are real, ROLF!

Redeeming Qualities:  Once called Borg a stupid poopy head, which is cute.

2. DT

Claim to the Crown:  Routinely wishes death on retarded people and children.  Posts unflattering real-life pictures of people.  Spams unsavory porn and gifs of animals being mutilated.  Uses a lot of gay innuendo.

Redeeming Qualities:  Two words - Spinner GIF.

1. RyDoggy

Claim to the Crown: They don’t call him Ry Rat for nothing – this dumbass runs to RTW to “tattle” on anything anybody types on Oi or Matty Mania as if everyone at RTW doesn’t already lurk there.  He licks the mod’s asses at RTW, but not in a funny way.  It's more of a, "he'd literally lick their butts if given the opportunity in real life to do so because he is a sad, sad fella" type of way.  Worst of all, he’s a racist (see below). He’ll blame the booze, but booze is truth serum.  And the truth is RyDoggy is a Turd - with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for Pathetic.

Redeeming Qualities: None.

In the poll below, you can vote for up to 3 of your most disliked disqus users.