Hell In A Cell (2021) Results
T'was an alright edition of Hell In A Cell. Nothing too crazy, nothing too awful. Opinions may vary on this, but what can not vary is the results of this year's Hell In A Cell Prediction Game! OI World and Tag Team Champion SWR fought valiantly to defend his World Title, however he missed the mark by one point. Who is your new Outside Interference? *drumroll*
BI$H!
On the other end of the ladder to OI greatness, we have our unstoppable double champion OI POS and Tag Team Champion Borg. It was a race to the bottom for our fecal phenomenon, however he wasn't alone in his descent as Berg was hot on his trail. Both hit the ground splattering in with three points each. We had to go to the tiebreaker! "How long will the Smackdown Women's Championship match last?" It went 19:45. Berg said, "17:33" and Borg said, "5'11"" By virtue of not even getting the unit of measurement correct, and STILLLLLLL your Outside Interference Piece of Shit Champion
BORG!
Now on to the Tag Team side of the night! OI Tag Team Champs SWR and the Doctor of Buttanomics came into Hell ready for whatever came. It was a rough night for many tandems involved, but none worse than they who lose the crowns. The former champions managed to collect a respectable 11 points together, but a new team arrived with a major impact; 14 Points! With that said, AND NEEEWWWWWWWWWWW Outside Interference Tag Team Champions *another drumroll*
MR. NICE GUY AND MALK!
To round out this month's contest, we return to the bottom fittingly to see what came of our friendly neighborhood Ho Bag Champions Borg and Thrawn. The Ho Bag lifestyle is low down and dirty. It's filthy shit. Yet, 2 points shy of losing it to the interesting combo of Deener's Dad and Donald J Trump, Borg and Thrawn came out clean with a low combined score of 4 points to NotDeenerJT's 6. ANNNNDDDDD STIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Outside Interference Ho Bag Tag Team Champions,
BORG AND THRAWN!
Nice Guy-----
Malk-------- 14
Hangman-----
Bish-------- 13
Damien------
Wu---------- 12
SWR---------
Dr ButtLips- 11
Matty-------
Cuz--------- 11
Berg--------
Bass-------- 11
ImposterDeener------
Trump------- 6
Thrawn------
Borg-------- 4
Tag Team Results Spreadsheet: Click here.
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