Money In The Bank (2021) Results
At last, the WWE Universe is back! What better Pay Per View to kick off the Second Populated Era than with Money In The Bank! Championships were defended, some switch hands, ladders were climbed, as well as mutually destroyed by many bodies! Another fine installment in the history books for the Money In The Bank series. Now, we are heading into WWE'd second biggest show of the year, Summerslam. The heat is up and so is the OI Prediction League! Let's turn to the tallies.
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This month, we're gonna climb the ladder and start from the ground up. We were guaranteed at least one two new champions this month with the absense of Outside Interference POS Champion and Co-Ho-Bag Tag Team Champion Borg absent from the game. He was probably to busy with his fancy new WiFi, ironically. We wish him well, nevertheless, and hope to see him contend at Summerslam! With that said, the other half of the Outside Interference Ho-Bag Champions, Thrawn, found himself paired with none other than Matty. Could Matty unwittingly assist Thrawn in defending his title without his partner and their long time strategy? The answer to that question will be revealed... immediately!
ANNNNND NEWWW HO-BAG TAG TEAM CHAMPION:
EL GENERIC AND DAMIEN DEMENTO!
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At the top of the tag ladder, we have the champions coming out of Hell In A Cell, Malk and Dr Nice Guy. It was a real battle on top of the cell last month with some tandems hot on their tails. Dr Nice Guy is a real unspoken prodigy in this game, and Malk shows his OG status in his performances. How did your Outside Interference Tag Team Champions fare at Money In The Bank?
ANNNNND STIIIILLLLLLL OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:
MALK AND NICE GUY!
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Full Tag Results Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15Smfj3Zfyb0Rzpw-laYh_DS9xmgmuDj4I_RuSo03mC0/edit?usp=sharing
Malk and Nice Guy - 19
The Deplorable Senpais (Bass and Senpai) - 15
DT and Cuz - 12
DiP9 and Reliever - 11
DBL and SWR - 11
Berg and Wu - 10
Thrawn and Matty - 7
El Generic and Damien Demento - 5
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As we focus now on singles play, recall the aforementioned title vacancy. Borg wasn't able to defend his belts, but there's a small pool of folks who scavenge the bottom of the ladder, just where they play the best, or have the most fun playing. With new Ho-Bag Champions crowned, the entire low game dynamic has shifted. Who will fill Borg's Big Sky Boots on the ground?
ANNNND NEWWWWW OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE POS CHAMPION:
THRAWN!
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To wrap it up, we have only the Outside Interference World Championship left. While Outside Interference World Champion Bi$h may be making moves off the site, he made sure to show up to defend his gold! We wish him well and welcome him back when he's taken care of the homestead. The field was a Hell of a group this month. It nearly came down to a 5 way tie, but one person managed to sprint ahead by one point. Who holds OI's World Championship coming out of Money In The Bank and heading into the Biggest Party of the Summer?
ANNNND NEWWWWW OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE WORLD CHAMPION:
THE MASTER OF RUCKUS, BASS!
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Full Singles Results Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kE_oVPsrkaQf0M-N1KWgIEYrEz031qFfCtVCKiEx-kU/edit?usp=sharing
Bass - 9
Savior Senpai - 8
Dr Nice Guy - 8
Cuz - 8
Booker D - 8
Malk - 7
Dip - 7
DBL - 7
Bi$h - 7
Matty - 6
Reliever - 6
El Generic - 6
GG - 6
DT - 6
SWR - 6
Damien Demento - 5
Berg - 5
Wrestling Fan 5 - 5
Wu - 4 (Tiebreaker - 25:00)
Thrawn - 4 (Tiebreaker - "Shorter than Borg and I's Ho Bag title reign.")
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Thank you for your continued participation in our timed honored tradition. Money In The Bank turned out pretty swell, if the author may editorialize a little bit. Hopefully with the WWE Universe back in the flesh, WWE may continue along an upward trajectory. However you feel about it, one thing is for sure: Next stop, Summerslam! Until then, stay tuned to your local stickied comment or just below this for illicit streams for all your favorite or most hated shows!
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