En Effe ELLLLLLL Sunday

 Welcome to the first weekend of Hispanic Heritage Month on this fine NFL Sunday! How is it the first weekend of Hispanic Heritage month if it's the middle of September you ask? Well I'll tell you! In the tradition of America not letting minorities have all the nice things,  they decided to only give them the shittiest halves of both September and October.  Now you might say,  "hey, buddy. Hey, pal. A lot of the countries we are celebrating also celebrate their independence days during that time!"

The last Independence Day celebrated by these countries by calendar date is celebrated on September 21st. Also known as Earth, Wind, and Fire day. 

We couldn't give them Labor Day or Halloween,  but at least there's football,  and that goes great with nachos.

Fuck all your teams.  Go Bills.